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Not A Body Builder

You Know You’re Not Thinking Like a Bodybuilder When …

  • You and the Uber Eats driver has developed a fun flirty relationship.

  • You look at other people in the gym and think “Well, at least I look better than that!”

  • You love going to the gym to catch up with friends.

  • You don’t feel sore the day after your workouts.

  • You’re not bothered by your back fat. 

  • Your grandmother loves to feed you again.

  • You’ve tasted all the newest flavors of ice cream at the local shop.

  • You stopped looking critically at food labels. 

  • You immediately suck in your stomach when you pass a mirror. 

  • You wake up full. You go to bed full.

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